midlife crisis

I realized I don't like you anymore; you became more controlling of me - my thoughts, decisions, and actions. You told me you abhor manipulative men, and yet you are one of them. You studied behavioral sciences - how come you don't know that nagging and reverse psychology don't work on highly intellectual people?

There is no way you can control me, or tie me down. Simply no way, darling. I'm outta here on September.

You and your friend keep on making passes at me. Don't know if you're both playing with me. But I will refuse to concede. I can play this game. And I'd be leaving 2 broken hearts on September. And I thought men trained in the military have hearts made of steel.

Jack: Steve, Rick: Sam. And Sam and I haven't even met. Poor guys being dissed by their so-called friends. Crappy little bikes? What's with Porches and middle-aged men? Midlife crisis.