Forwarded Messages:

12/30/2006 2:34:46pm: Arcadio

Math tells us the three saddest love stories:

The tangents who met once but parted forever.
The parallel lines who never really met, and never will.
And the asymptotes who are getting closer and closer but were not meant together.

1/17/2007 9:51:41pm: Jane

Kung meron ang math, meron din ang physics.

Physics demonstrates the three biggest ironies of love:

1. There are those with forces of attraction so great, but will never be together because a stronger force separates them.
2. There are those in uniform circular motion: infinite attraction, no interaction.
3. And there are those so similar, like two magnets with similar poles, the closer they get, the stronger the repelling force.

1/9/2007 8:33:39 pm: Ash

Para sa mga bitter:

“Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow. Just so he can see and feel how much love hurts…advance happy valentines!”

1/1/2007 11:55:36pm: Jane

“Love someone whom you don’t have to be fancy or talk in a special way, you don’t have to mind your manners or wear your best clothes and shoes, you don’t have to pretend you’re happy when you’re feeling sad..Love someone you can cry on, you can laugh out loud with, you can speak your mind or say nothing at all, you don’t have to try hard to impress him/her..Go with someone whom you can just be you and appreciates you for that..”

[meaning I don’t have to, but want to is okay?]

11/28/2006 10:38:04pm: Jane

People say they love flowers,
Yet they pluck them.

They say they love trees,
But still cut them.

Now I know why some are afraid
When told that they are loved…

4/2/2007 11:32:12pm: Jane

In a world where almost everyone you meet is a jerk, you know you don’t need to be serious. Hang out, pretend, and play with them. Have fun and stop anytime. No attachments, no commitments, no pain. Convenient, isn’t it? But at the end of the show, you know you are still yearning for something genuine. You realize that what you are really looking forward to is having someone who can look at you straight in the eyes, and tell you he/she loves you; someone worth every risk of pain, someone who’ll stay, someone who will simply make a difference.

12/28/2006 9:57:07am: Ash

The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born…until you fall in love.

12/17/2006 10:02:56pm: Arcadio

We don’t see things as they are. We see them as we are.- Anais Nin

11/18/2006 10:56:06pm: Jane

“2 letters”

Dear Diary,

I saw him passing my way. I didn’t know what to do. I used to smile and greet him but I feel so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he’s the star of the basketball team; he’ll never notice a geek like me.

Dear Diary,

I passed by the corridor and saw the pretty smart girl I usually sit with during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I’m just a guy who could shoot some hoops, while she’s the pretty honor student. She’ll never like a guy like me.

7/22/2007 10:29:04pm: Jane

“The worst pain in life is when someone you know turns into someone you knew.”

1/20/2007 10:51:06 am: Minnette

Pinaka-corny pero pinaka-effective na pick-up line:

“Miss, lam mo ba..Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop..At hindi tayo halaman..BAGAY tayo! BAGAY!”

1/7/2007 8:49:31pm: Raisa

Quotes from the world’s greatest warriors:

I came. I saw. I conquered.- Julius Caesar
I shall return.- Douglas McArthur
I will fight iniwan, iniwer, initaym. – Pacman

7/23/2007 1:27:30pm: Rose Ann

It’s nice to recall our mistakes in the past
Joke about real life punch lines
And laugh about our dumb old selves
Cause remembering how stupid we were
Makes us realize
How less stupid we are now.